So fucking sick and tired of this shit. Girls fighting over you is only fun in the movies. They never show the bullshit you have to fucking deal with. The stupid and forth. Seriously. My cocks not worth all this nonsense, ladies. Calm down and, in the words of ari, “let’s hug it out, bitch”

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… That part of the film was a fictitious storyline to make a film about a sinking boat more interesting and appealing to people who think Jack was a real person.

If a boat sinks in the ocean and no one is around to see it… Would it make a good movie? Probably not but that didn’t stop millions of people from spending their money :/

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I fucking hate your needy ass. But not having you around is a pain unlike I’ve ever felt before.

Had to get that out. I feel better now.

optimusvargas:

MARCIDIOUS!! LMFAO

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prettysmut:

tum.

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Truer words have never been spoken. 

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ramirez-dahmer-bundy:

oldworldvulture:

badbitchesandbombassweed:

weareallsluts:

OH MY FUCK. im so excited. 

Oh hell yeah, it’s time for my happy dance…

Lmfao!

mostly excited for hey arnold and doug, yo

OH MY GOD

I may or may not have jizzed a little but

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imaginationconquersreality:

DEAD

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xstevexmeisterx:

inspiteofdying:

Darth Vader will always be placed on my blog! :)

wow.

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